:::cue obnoxious loud squealy squacky noise:::
This is a test of the Slowcavore broadcasting system.
Your local Slowcavore blogger has added a link that allows folks who actually want to read these ramblings to receive an email with the updates. And believe it or not, there's actually someone out there who wants to read this rambling nonsense.
Had this been a real post, it would likely have included even more babble than this, since I never say in 50 words what I can say in 500.
This concludes this test of the Slowcavore Broadcasting System.